I am sick of hearing those damned cowbell sounds.
I am sick of looking at blue mohawks.
It’s the ninth inning of game 2 of the Series, and while the game’s not over yet, it may as well be. It’s not that the Phillies aren’t hitting–oh, they’re hitting. Just not, you know, when anyone else is already on base. Plus, you know it’s bad when the only Phillie to hit a home run in the game is…Eric Bruntlett. Sigh. Tampa Bay has been “on” tonight–and the Phillies, despite the fact that Ryan Howard’s seemingly making his way out of his slump, are “off” tonight.
I think I’m gonna cheer myself up by staring adoringly at Jayson Werth’s hair. (He’s up to bat right now, and even if he doesn’t get on base, at least his hair still looks hot.)
I’m thinkin’ I need a new Phillies good luck charm to replace the red underwear, which obviously isn’t working so well tonight. Suggestions, anyone?