I am sick of hearing those damned cowbell sounds.

I am sick of looking at blue mohawks.

It’s the ninth inning of game 2 of the Series, and while the game’s not over yet, it may as well be.  It’s not that the Phillies aren’t hitting–oh, they’re hitting.  Just not, you know, when anyone else is already on base.  Plus, you know it’s bad when the only Phillie to hit a home run in the game is…Eric Bruntlett.  Sigh.  Tampa Bay has been “on” tonight–and the Phillies, despite the fact that Ryan Howard’s seemingly making his way out of his slump, are “off” tonight.

I think I’m gonna cheer myself up by staring adoringly at Jayson Werth’s hair.  (He’s up to bat right now, and even if he doesn’t get on base, at least his hair still looks hot.)

I’m thinkin’ I need a new Phillies good luck charm to replace the red underwear, which obviously isn’t working so well tonight.  Suggestions, anyone?

By the way, if anyone needs a drink after watching tonight’s game, may I suggest one of these Phillies-themed drinks?  (Thanks to ARJEWTINO for this fun article!)


  1. reedsmom

    I hope Werth’s hair cheered you up a little. I appreciate the whole Werth package (he’s a former Dodger, you know!). But does he ever smile? He always looks very serious – maybe because of the error earlier in the game. Great throw to the plate for an out, though! Good luck in your quest for a new good luck charm – I wish I had a suggestion for you. None of mine worked very well or the Dodgers would be in the World Series right now. I was at a high school football game last night and the noisemaker of choice – you guessed it – COWBELL!

    • The BILF Reporter

      Hey, reedsmom! I actually didn’t know Werth used to be a Dodger. he’s one of the few Phillies I don’t know much about, actually…except that he has really hot hair. 🙂 You’re right, he always does look SO serious–what’s up with that?

      Haha, sorry you had to endure the cowbell sounds at the HS football game! That noise can get really old really quickly! 🙂

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