The home openers for my two favorite teams (Phillies and Twins, just in case you’re new around here) were both yesterday. Since both these teams have an off day today, I’m having a little baseball withdrawal. I mean, there are games I can watch tonight (after Lost, of course–once May 23 hits, baseball takes top priority yet again, though!), but…they’re not with Phillies or Twins. Or anyone attractive, really. Actually, I might watch a bit of the Rays/Orioles game tonight–that’s definitely the most attractive matchup out there (Longoria, Bartlett, Balfour, Markakis). Not that it has much to compete with in terms of BILFiness…I mean, Mets/Rox? Oh, PLEASE–I’m not watching that until Street’s back from the DL. Reds/Marlins? No, thank you.
But I digress. I’m thrilled my two favorite teams both won their home openers (Phillies–7-4 over the Nats; Twins beat the Sawx 5-2). Not so pleased that Hamels was slightly sucktacular, and also not thrilled that Werth and Rollins are now injured. Totally happy that the Phillies have a 6-1 record, tied for best record in the National League (tied with the Giants, believe it or not…who’da thunk it?). Also thrilled with Jon Rauch, the Twins’ closer (since Nathan’s out for at least the entire season)–he’s netted me 5 saves so far for each of my fantasy teams. (On a related note? Tattoos are sexy. Moving on…)
In related but completely unsurprising news, I really need to get my butt to Target Field at some point. I have no interest in the walleye-on-a-stick, but watching Mauer hit a home run while I snack on some good ol’ midwestern cheese curds sounds like an absolutely grand time to me! And speaking of Mauer, I watched his Homecoming episode on ESPN last night and absolutely loved it. Mauer seems so sweet and charming! I’ve also heard that he answers all his fan mail himself, so I’m going to have to come up with something clever to write to him. (No, it won’t be “Marry me, Mauer”–that’s so overdone.) Take a little peek at Mauer’s Homecoming episode by clicking here. If you aren’t totally charmed by him…well, you’re probably just not human!