Tagged: Jayson Werth

DING-DONG…

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…THE WICKED BEARD IS DEAD!!!!!

Oh, thank goodness Jayson Werth is back to looking hot again.  He apparently finally regained his common sense and shaved that bad boy off earlier this week.  Now I can look at right field without wincing.  Huzzah!

And in other Phillies news, I heart this Deadspin article!  The future’s so bright, we’ve gotta wear shades…like a certain Mr. Werth always does!  😉

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A very hairy situation…

Yes, I know they’re not there to look good–they’re there to play ball.  But when you get used to ’em looking good, and the first pictures coming outta Spring Training make ’em look slightly scary…well, we’ve just gotta hope that they’re focusing so hard on their training that they simply don’t have time to look in the mirror and/or acquaint themselves with razors.

 

Joe Mauer, who was apparently mistaken for Nick Blackburn (also a BILF) due to his beard, doesn’t look too scary.  He looks much better clean-shaven, but he at least looks well-groomed.  Plus, I’m hearing that the beard gets shaven off today, which is fabulous news (I want to see the post-razor pictures, please!).

 

 

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But Jayson Werth?  Totally scary.  Is he trying to channel his inner Sasquatch?  He looks much less like a svelte right fielder and much more like a hick or a caveman.  Let’s hope that, like Mauer, Werth has the good sense to shave that thing off his face…

 

 

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The Mauer picture was originally found here.

The Werth picture was originally found here.  Hat tip to my mom for alerting me to the fact that Werth looks like some sort of scary mountain man…

And that’s why we call ’em the Fightin’ Phils!

lidge.jpgHoly crap.  I cannot remember ever watching such an intense, nail-biting, face-hiding game.  There were moments when I could barely breathe.  And where my heart was pounding so hard I thought it was gonna come flying out of my chest.

 

That was truly a hell of a game.  There were some crazy plays (Ben Francisco’s amazing catch in left field and Dexter Fowler’s insane jump over Chase Utley on his way to second, just to name a few).  There was some great pitching–Lee was excellent again.  I wished we could have gotten another complete game outta him, but Manuel did the right thing by relying on Madson, Eyre, and Lidge to help out.

 

But the most impressive thing, I think, was that the Phillies did something we’ve rarely seen out of them this season–they made a truly amazing comeback.  Admittedly, I’d been really worried.  They’d had bases loaded twice and had squandered the opportunities.  They had a couple fielding errors.  They were not entirely playing at their best.  But once that awful eighth inning happened, when the score changed from 2-1 Phillies to 4-2 Rockies, these Phillies were not content to let that happen, to go to a game 5, to give up their momentum.  So they went and got back that momentum.  In the ninth inning, Victorino, Utley, Howard, Werth…they ganged up on Street and they took back their lead.  And then Lidge and Eyre helped them keep that lead.  This is the kind of teamwork, the kind of rally, that makes them the Fightin’ Phils.  And this is exactly the sort of thing we want to see out of them as they prepare to face their 2008 NLCS foe, the Los Angeles Dodgers, once again.

 

A few BILF-related tidbits: Cliff Lee had gotten his hair cut and had shaved his face since NLDS Game 1 (when I saw him, he was kinda scruffy).  GodDAMN, he looked good tonight, and I couldn’t help but think (many times) how it would be a lot of fun to just give him, you know, a friendly couple of nibbles on his pretty neck.  Huston Street also looked great (especially, but not limited to, when he was helping to ensure a Phillies win), and I’d be more than happy to go console him after that tough, tough loss tonight.

 

I’m already looking forward to seing the Phillies in the NLCS.  That being said, I’m grateful to have 2 days where I don’t have to watch a baseball game (the NLCS begins Thursday) so that I can actually get something productive done…screaming/swearing at the TV does not count as “productive.”  😉

 

And on a final note–it’s nice to see that we’ve finally repaid the Rockies for kickin’ our butts in the 1997 NLDS.  Yay!

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ALS NIGHT 2009

I’m still on a BILF high from attending the Phillies’ ALS Night a few weeks ago.  🙂  Here are a few of the highlights…

Me meeting our very own Flyin’ Hawaiian…

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Me meeting Brad Lidge–who, by the way, is absolutely GORGEOUS in person.  And he’s really sweet, too–very nice, very genuine.  Classy, classy guy.  I heart Lidge!

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I didn’t have a chance to meet him this year, but of course I couldn’t help finding King Cole’s table and taking a few pictures of him.  Could this man be any more BILFalicious?!?

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I still think Jayson Werth is hot even though he has a tendency to wear his sunglasses entirely too much.  (He wore them for all of last year’s ALS Night, too.)

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These aren’t BILFs, but they’re totally awesome anyway…  Our World Series trophies from 1980 and 2008!

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As I’m writing this, it’s Sunday afternoon, yet I’m already REALLY looking forward to Monday’s and Tuesday’s All-Star festivities.  I’m hoping Mauer wins the Derby, and I’m looking forward to seeing Utley, Mauer, Morneau, and a whole bunch of other awesome talented BILFs in the All-Star Game!  *squeal*

A FEW TIDBITS ON SOME BILFS IN PHILADELPHIA…

I’m pleased to note that several BILFalicious Phillies will be returning for the next couple seasons.  King BILF himself, Cole Hamels, just signed a 3-year deal, while pinch-hitter extraordinaire Greg Dobbs has signed a 2-year deal.  Another BILF in a red and white uniform, Ryan Madson, turned down a 3-year deal.  He and the Phillies’ hottest outfielder, Jayson Werth, will be free agents after the 2009 season.

Hamels is happy he’s staying in Philly.  And I’m pretty sure Philly’s damn happy to have Hamels!  I can’t wait to see what sort of magic he works on the mound this year…

On a side-note, there are so many BILFs on the Phillies that I might just start having to call them the BILFadelphia Phillies.  Has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?

PLEASE TAKE YOUR COWBELLS AND STUFF ‘EM…

I am sick of hearing those damned cowbell sounds.

I am sick of looking at blue mohawks.

It’s the ninth inning of game 2 of the Series, and while the game’s not over yet, it may as well be.  It’s not that the Phillies aren’t hitting–oh, they’re hitting.  Just not, you know, when anyone else is already on base.  Plus, you know it’s bad when the only Phillie to hit a home run in the game is…Eric Bruntlett.  Sigh.  Tampa Bay has been “on” tonight–and the Phillies, despite the fact that Ryan Howard’s seemingly making his way out of his slump, are “off” tonight.

I think I’m gonna cheer myself up by staring adoringly at Jayson Werth’s hair.  (He’s up to bat right now, and even if he doesn’t get on base, at least his hair still looks hot.)

I’m thinkin’ I need a new Phillies good luck charm to replace the red underwear, which obviously isn’t working so well tonight.  Suggestions, anyone?

By the way, if anyone needs a drink after watching tonight’s game, may I suggest one of these Phillies-themed drinks?  (Thanks to ARJEWTINO for this fun article!)

THE MOST PHILLIE-FIED DESK IN NEW YORK.

There’s not a whole lot of Phillies-related stuff to talk about yet ’cause we still have no idea who they’re gonna be playing in the World Series (since Boston caught up from a 3-1 deficit in the ALCS to tie that series–game 7 is tonight!).  So I thought I’d give you a little glimpse into my very Phillie-fied desk.  Now, if my desk was in Philly, this probably wouldn’t be so exciting or entertaining, but keep in mind that I live and work right in the heart of Mets territory.  The folks around me are Yankees and Mets fans.  The Yankees fans don’t seem to mind my Phillies stuff (in fact, if Boston ends up sneaking their way into the Series this year, I bet all the Yankees fans are going to turn into makeshift Phillies fans very quickly).  But I’m seriously surprised that no Mets fans have drawn devil horns on my Cole Hamels newspaper clippings or Sharpied a goofy-looking mustache on my picture of Pat Burrell…

desk-001.jpgThis is where I sit to do my work-related (as opposed to my blog-related) magic.  The day after the Phillies won the NL East, I switched desktop wallpapers from a picture of Cole Hamels to this one.  🙂  The Chase Utley mousepad is one of my favorite things ever.  I often have to take my laptop and go make a presentation somewhere.  Since I hate using the laptop mouse, I always bring along a regular mouse to attach to my computer…and of course the Chuttles mousepad comes along with it!  It’s quite the conversation piece, I’ll say that much!

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These are 2 of my Phillies pennants.  I hear that there are more pennants coming my way in the mail, so next week I’m gonna have to think of a way to reorganize these so they can all fit!  🙂  And what cube of a Phillies fan would be complete without a Phillies rally towel?

desk-003.jpgMy desk is filled with pictures.  Not of me and my friends or me and my family–oh, no, it’s filled with pictures of me and baseball players or rock stars.  Here you can see the a picture of me and my favorite Phillie, Cole Hamels (from the first time I’ve met him–I’ve met him 3 times so far!), and one of me and Chase Utley.  When I’m having a crappy day at work, these pictures totally cheer me up!

desk-004.jpgTwo of my favorite Phillies-related things are in this picture!  First, there’s Pat the Bunny–named in honor of Burrell (but is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the Pat the Bunny you may have read as a young’un!).  I often give Pat the Bunny kisses just because.  🙂  At my last radio job, it was a little game for my co-workers to steal Pat the Bunny.  I’d come back from a meeting only to find an empty space, a ransom note, or some strange toy on my desk in the spot that Pat the Bunny used to occupy.  Then I’d have to go wander the building to find Pat.  It was usually the same Yankees fan behind the bunny-napping, so I never had to look too far.

And there’s my favorite picture of Cole Hamels.  My co-workers, who didn’t used to be familiar with what the Phillies players looked like, would always ask me if that was my boyfriend, and I’d sigh despondently and say “No, that’s not my boyfriend.  That’s my BILF!”  (At this point, though, pretty much all my female co-workers know who Cole Hamels is.  They have good taste–most of them think he’s quite attractive, too!)

desk-005.jpgI love my Phillies bear!  I’ve named him Jayson ’cause his hair is cool as hell–just like Jayson Werth’s hair is!  And here are more pictures.  Over on the left there’s one of me and Ryan Howard (who is super-nice in person), and then in the silver frame, there’s a picture of me and Pat the Bat!  (The other pictures are of me and Beck, me and Green Day, and me with the former lead singer of Allister.  Can you tell I used to work in radio?)  On the far left, you can see the corner of a big newspaper clipping from the Philadelphia Inquirer, featuring a truly gorgeous picture of, and article about, Cole Hamels.  The headline for that article is “Great Expectations”–yeah, I think he definitely fulfilled and exceeded our expectations this year!  (And what’ll you do in the World Series, Cole?  Gonna go kick some butt and take some names there, too?  I can’t wait to see that!)

desk-006.jpgAnd last but not least, here are my favorite two pennants, honoring my favorite two baseball players!  Amazingly, no Mets fans have “accidentally” un-thumbtacked them and sent them sailing into the trash and recycle bins below them…

So there you have it.  My own little slice of Phillies paradise in the center of Mets territory.  I’ve got more Phillies paraphernalia coming, courtesy of my super-awesome mom, and I can’t wait to do more cube-decorating with National League Champions-related stuff!!!

PAT’S GOT A HOT BAT!

Holy good goddamn, Pat Burrell. I’m so glad you finally showed up to the party! And by “party,” I mean “playoff game.”

Mr. Burrell has achieved hero status in Philly today. He hit a three-run homer and then another homer
in game 4 of the Phillies/Brewers series (that’ll teach ’em to
intentionally walk R-Ho to get to you, huh, Pat?). Beautiful. Just
beautiful. I love Pat’s dingers (tee-hee!).

With
Pat the Bat’s totally hot home runs today–and also due to J-Roll’s
lead-off homer, Jayson Werth’s homer immediately following Pat’s first
homer, and outstanding pitching by Joe Blanton–
they managed to win the game 6-2…and advance in the playoffs for the first time since 1993! How exciting! The Phillies will battle it out with the Dodgers for the National League title (click here for the schedule of games). Can
the hotness that is Chase Utley, Cole Hamels, Pat Burrell, Jayson
Werth, and Greg Dobbs (honorable mention: Geoff Jenkins’ hot smile and
Ryan Madson’s pretty eyes) take on Manny, Billingsley, and the rest of
the Dodgers?
I think so. (I hope so, anyway.) My prediction is that the Phillies win it in 6 and advance to the Series. And your prediction is…?

Also:
I’d like to give a quick shout-out to my friend Justin. He’s been a
Milwaukee Brewers fan his entire life, and today he and I watched our
favorite teams duke it out in the playoffs. Props to Justin for
handling his team’s loss way better than I probably would have handled
it had the Phillies gotten knocked out of the playoffs, for putting up
with my screams of “I LOVE YOU, PAT BURRELL!!!” every time Pat did
something good, putting up with my constant ogling of Greg Dobbs’ sweet
butt, and not cringing at the scream/squawk/squeal I let out when the
Phillies won today’s game. Justin was recently interviewed in a
baseball-related article, which you can check out by clicking here!

PHILLIES ALS NIGHT 2008 RECAP

So every year the Phillies run
this super-awesome event to raise money to fight ALS/Lou Gehrig’s
Disease. The Phillies have been running various ALS benefits since 1989
or so, and they crossed the $10 million mark with the money they raised
from the 2008 ALS Night that they held this past Monday, July 28. Every
year I’m proud to take part in such an amazing event–and I always have
so much fun!

First, I’m delighted to announced that Cole Hamels heard my prayers and descruffified himself.
He looked nothing short of flawless when I met him on Monday. Not only
that, but he’s amazingly nice. We talked fantasy baseball–I thanked
him for doing so well for the Phillies and for my team, and told him
how early I chose him in my draft. He said he was surprised because he
didn’t think he was that good to be picked so high in the draft. He
seemed genuinely tickled that someone thought he was that good, though!
After we took our photo together, he told me he’d try his best this
season to keep doing good work so my stats would still be good! I
almost died. It was an awesome conversation. (After I got far enough
away that he couldn’t hear me, I giggled maniacally to my mother and
couldn’t stop squealing. Usually I keep my cool a lot more, but screw
it. It’s Cole Hamels. He is certainly squeal-inducing.)

OMG, Cole Hamels has his arm around me!

I
then went to meet Shane “The Flyin’ Hawaiian” Victorino and pitcher
Jamie Moyer. Both were very nice and both seemed amused by the fact
that they were on my fantasy baseball team and that, like a true nerd,
I’d brought a copy of my roster for them to sign. Good thing they
didn’t notice my team name and ask me what a BILF is…haha!

Greg
Dobbs, pinch-hitter extraordinaire, and Geoff Jenkins were at a table
together, and I happily got in line to meet them both. Dobbs is one of
those guys who’s pretty damn good but totally underrated, both in terms
of athletic ability and looks. I told him I hoped to see more of him
this season (he can play third base and outfield–but he
rarely does since he normally just pinch-hits). I didn’t mention that
when I said I “wanted to see more of him this season,” that I meant “so
take off your damn clothes so I can see more of you.” (I’ll just let him think I meant that I wanted to see him playing baseball more this season. Heh.) Jenkins was cool, too, but I barely noticed his hotness because I was so horrified by his
awful fashion sense. Sigh.

Dobbs is on the left; Jenkins is on the right.

Poor
Chase Utley got mobbed by fans when he tried to leave his autograph
station. There he is, on his way out…surrounded by adoring ladies
with cameras, of course.


I
wanted to meet Jayson Werth because he’s really stepped it up this year
and started to play well. Plus, he has incredibly hot hair. He looked
damn good in person, but he also kind of looked like a tool because he
wore these dark shades the entire time he was sitting at his
table–even at, like, 7:30. Tool or not, though, he was attractive and
nice, and he was wearing a really interesting shiny-ish purple shirt.


I
didn’t get to meet Pat “the Bat” Burrell this year, but of course I
stopped by his booth to snap a quick picture. Actually, my mother
snapped this one. I don’t know what he’s so surprised about, but it’s
an amusing picture, don’t you think?

“What? I’m a BILF? Hey, that’s hot!”

On
the way out of the stadium, my parents and I stopped by the booth where
the Phillies’ wives were selling grab bags. My mother bought hers from
Mrs. [Larry] Andersen…she opened it up and found a Chase Utley
autographed ball inside! Since Mrs. Andersen was obviously a lucky
bag-grabber, I approached her to buy one from her, too, and I asked her
to pretty please make it a lucky one. And she did…I opened it up to
find a ball autographed by Pat Burrell! Boy, did I ever shriek then–I even professed my love for Mrs. Andersen a couple of times, haha.

I’m already looking forward to the Phillies’ 2009 ALS Night!